Here is a list of titles found in a single certain bookcase, as part one of the story of lists. Read the whole list. Seriously, it’s pretty good. If you share our subtle wit.
- Velocity
- Balancing Books on Your Head
- The Return of the Unicorn
- The Voyage of the Pigeons
- 32 Ways to Fold Toilet Paper
- How to Be Popular
- Culinary Arts: Painting with Poise
- 20 Steps to Being Funny
- How to Build a Fence and Sit on It
- Fabric Prints
- Beauty Made Easy
- Geometric Calculatory Options
- Instant Ramen for Dummies
- 89 Household Tips
- Instruction Manual for Hardwood Chair
- Threading a Needle
- How to Avoid Big Ships
- The Extinction of Platypeople
- The Dangers of Ceiling Fans
- The Art of Butlers: Silverware as Weapons
- Good Reasons to Avoid Fairies
- Keep Scrubbing until the House Flies Will Slip if They Land
- Good Music and Bad Music
- Grandfather Clocks Make Great Hiding Places
- Florence and Bath Slipper
- Why Headbands are In
- The Laughing Parsnip
- How to Avoid Answering the Phone
- Eggs and Potatoes: So Many Possibilities!
- Turnips Make Great Pets!
- The Man Who Discovered Artichokes Were Edible
- The Missing Gate
- The Hot Door
- The Tales of Horace
- Gate in the Bridge
- The Prospero: Suspicious Boats
- Get Out of the Way!
Why don’t you look some of them up at your local library? You might learn a thing or two.
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