The Fountain of Un-immortality

For all you immortal people and beings of immaculate power out there- I have a question for you. Are you tired of having eternal life? Don’t answer- of course you are! You’ve watched the people around you get killed in nasty ways, watched civilizations rise and fall, then fall some more. You’re just bored of it! You don’t want to be immortal anymore,  do you?

Maybe you’ve sought some heroes to kill you, or tried to commit suicide. But those immortality and eternal power contracts are dang specific on the ‘not able to die’ part of it, aren’t they?

You might have been in a pickle if it weren’t for (drum roll here) The Fountain of UN-immortality! It’s just what it sounds like! Rather than make you eternally young, this does the exact opposite.

All you have to do is take one small sip from it and you will become un-immortal. That means you will die, but hey, it’s what you wanted, isn’t it?!?

The Fountain of Un-immortality is located in the opposite direction of Eldorado;  somewhere around Helldorado. A sip will only cost you 10,000 dollars. And lets face it- if you’ve lived thousands of years and haven’t got ten grand, you need to try a bit harder.

And as a bonus, you will get a limited edition collectors item (only available for the next month)- a Fountain of Un-immortality commemorative water bottle! For free! Sure, you won’t have much use for it (being dead), but hey, it might make a good burial souvenir.

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Intro to Hugo. Bum buh buh bum!

Like the sound track? So did I. That’s why it’s there, after all. So, I’m Hugo. I decided to go with the name that Zepher and Raven selected for me, partly because it’s an inside joke, partly because it’s a cool name, and partly because I couldn’t think of anything else. Imagine your sister and her best friend come charging into your room saying “Think of a name! Now! Hurry!” What would you do? Yeah, that’s what I thought. (I’m not going to tell you which one is my sister. You’ll just have to live in suspense.)

I like martial arts. I’ve taken ten years of Taekwondo, and can beat anyone in the ninja gang at an actual game of ninja. Partly because Raven and T.  get absolutely no physical exercise whatsoever, but that’s not really the point. I’m also into videogames. Unfortunately, my parents do not share the same enthusiasm, and I am quite limited in both systems and games. *sigh*… I’ll play them all when I turn eighteen. I also like books, though not as much as Zepher. All the books I read are books that she has recommended to me. Ditto with anime.

Kind of makes me sound like a jack of all trades, eh? Well, that just means I have the easiest time finding something to entertain myself.

I’m totally into sugar, and all things sweet and delicious. Fun fact: I once lived three whole days on nothing but candy, as an effort by my parents to break my addiction to junk. Needless to say, it failed miserably. I also like epic music (like Two Steps from Hell and Nobuo Uematsu), and legos. Legos rock.

I have brown hair (surprise, surprise) and have no sense of fashion, as the rest of the gang keeps reminding me. Really, all you need to do is grab a pair of pants and a shirt, and you’re good to go. Yep.

Anyway, signing off,

Hugo