Customized Butlers for Hire!

Zenith Enterprises:

Customized

Butlers for hire

Zenith Enterprises offers deadly, fork-throwing butlers that you can hire

For as low as $499.99 a week!

Each butler comes with his own tuxedo, complete with a bow tie, and is specially trained in the art of utensil combat. Some qualities you will find in our butlers include:

  • Uncanny timing
  • Lightning-speed movement
  • Exceptional gracefulness
  • Beautiful manners
  • Outstanding chivalry
  • Superior intelligence
  • Extreme cleanliness
  • And really good looks
Default name: “Sebastian.*” May be re-named when hired. Red-tinted eye contacts included upon request.
*Sebastian Michaeles not available for hire*
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